al-qaida’s top brass have distanced themselves from the recent terrorist activity in london and glasgow. lieutenants of the organisation were over heard laughing and joking about the amateurish tactics. jokes about irish terrorists being back on the uk mainland started doing the rounds. the mood changed when a general in the organisation said people would blame al-qaida for these attacks, and that people would be joking and laughing at al-qaida!
lieutenants and generals rushed out a statement to distances themselves from the failed attacks. “you know when it’s us because we blow ourselves up” they stated.